What a heap of rubbish

1. dannyboy2005 Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2008 BEDFORD, GUILDFORD, WAYBRIDGE Posts: 4172 Punt -y0

   #1 20th January 2009, 21:18

   Dad got me a '+15 BHP High Performance Power Module' today. He said if it works in my car, he'll consider one for the Derv.
   
   Told him not to bother and waste his money, a complete shit bag andf dose nothing but he insisited i try it before i judge it.
   
   Anyway, read the instructions and looked for Inlet Air Temp sensor, couldn't find it in the haynes manual so it also said if you cant find it it will have to be in the Coolent Sensor.
   
   Found the cooling sensor (Haynes showed it in the wrong place, epic confusion) after about 2 hours searching.
   
   Anyway, unpluged it, pluged in the super chip and wired it up (Just 2 legs) and then covered it in insolation tape and tidyed it up.
   
   Started car.. Just kept turning over and over... FFS
   
   Checked chip etc etc and all that bolox
   
   Anyway, with the sensor in and the car running, removed the sensor and replaced it for the chip... Car rev liked a fucker and idled highly and poorly. Went for a little drive and it conks out on me after a foot of movement.
   
   What a load of shit! It took me 4 solid hours (5 minute job it said on the packet) and still nothing (Bearing in mind i was doing this under several tourch lights.
   
   Found better perfomance with all the ducting of my air filter.
   
   Going to get a refund (As he got it from eBay LMAO)
   
   Go ahead and laugh!.. I did when i first saw the packet.
2. VTR-120BHP Infrequent Poster Joined: Dec 2008 bungay Posts: 188 cammed mk1 vts :b

   #2 20th January 2009, 21:21

   sounds like you had an exciting day ! lol. all they do is put the choke on perminantly i thought ?? which surely uses a lot more petrol lol
3. dannyboy2005 Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2008 BEDFORD, GUILDFORD, WAYBRIDGE Posts: 4172 Punt -y0

   #3 20th January 2009, 21:22

   Quote:

   Originally Posted by VTR-120BHP sounds like you had an exciting day ! lol. all they do is put the choke on perminantly i thought ?? which surely uses a lot more petrol lol

   I wouldn't know... My car wouldn''t even start
4. user_21524 Established Member Joined: Feb 2008 wirral Posts: 2087 saxo vtr mk2

   #4 20th January 2009, 21:23

   fail dont you wonder why people are told not to buy these why even try one?
5. user_24886 Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Jun 2008 Notts Posts: 6227 White pug 106 1.6

   #5 20th January 2009, 21:23

   Lmfao least we no no sumone on here has tryed one and proved ther wank
6. user_11402 Established Member Joined: Aug 2006 Bristol Posts: 2015 MK2 VTS

   #6 20th January 2009, 21:25

   Quote:

   Originally Posted by dannyboy2005 Dad got me a '+15 BHP High Performance Power Module' today.

   suuureeeee your DAD bought it and MADE you try it! lol
   
   nice one for trying, as said atleast we now have proof they are utter shit rather than just assuming they are!
7. user_24886 Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Jun 2008 Notts Posts: 6227 White pug 106 1.6

   #7 20th January 2009, 21:26

   Quote:

   Originally Posted by ricksimmonds suuureeeee your dad bought it And made you try it! Lol nice one for trying, as said atleast we now have proof they are utter shit rather than just assuming they are!

   lmfaooooo!
8. gouldy87 Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2008 Posts: 3932

   #8 20th January 2009, 21:27

   argos air filters your MATE bought, then 15 bhp resistor chips that dont work that your DAD bought LMAO yea ok
9. user_24886 Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Jun 2008 Notts Posts: 6227 White pug 106 1.6

   #9 20th January 2009, 21:32

   Quote:

   Originally Posted by gouldy87 argos air filters your MATE bought, then 15 bhp resistor chips that dont work that your DAD bought LMAO yea ok

   Lmao! was that him aswell ?
10. Toad Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Mar 2007 Reading Posts: 8980 French tin can

    #10 20th January 2009, 21:37

    Not being funny, but there's threads on here to offer advice on what NOT to do to your Saxo, so scenarios such as these don't happen...
    
    Please, everyone, avoid all Ebay performance mods. If you are unsure, raise a thread BEFORE you buy. If it sounds too good to be true, then it probaly is.
    
    We're here to help at the end of the day
11. user_24886 Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Jun 2008 Notts Posts: 6227 White pug 106 1.6

    #11 20th January 2009, 21:40

    next heel be saying his kid sista brought hima electronic supercharger for his birthday
12. 666 Established Member Joined: Dec 2008 east london Posts: 2219 62 fiesta tdci

    #12 20th January 2009, 21:45

    lmfao should have beet your dad with it insted of speending 4 hours fitting it
13. dannyboy2005 Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2008 BEDFORD, GUILDFORD, WAYBRIDGE Posts: 4172 Punt -y0

    #13 20th January 2009, 21:47

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by gouldy87 argos air filters your MATE bought, then 15 bhp resistor chips that dont work that your DAD bought LMAO yea ok

    Lies... No one never got anything from Argos expect the rubber mats durrrrrr, Moron
    
    And as for the 'super chip'. Well... I suppose its try before you buy in his scanareo.
    
    As Proven. EPIC FAIL as some would put it.
    
    So yes... First person to have proven their shit and useless for nothing. And yes, seen threads on here about not getting any of this crap.
    
    Tbh Gouldy, why would i want to embarrass my self and say i went out and bought one for you lot to laugh at me?
14. user_24886 Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Jun 2008 Notts Posts: 6227 White pug 106 1.6

    #14 20th January 2009, 21:49

    tbh iv never heard of anyone actualy trying them so i give credit to him, everyone blabs on about how ther crap cus ther cheap, hes had balls to post that hes tried it
15. craigie460 Newbie Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 3

    #15 20th January 2009, 23:01

    yeah its just a resistor to trick your sensors. put it on the airflow meter and it just tells the ecu its got heaps of air going in to it overfuels your car. they dont work well at all. get a decent forced air induction kit and you would be better off
16. Ryanp Super Moderator Joined: Feb 2004 Tonbridge United Kingdom (England) Posts: 38236 Vtr, 172, throttle bodied track slut

    #16 20th January 2009, 23:02

    please in future, no swearing in thread titles or ill ban ur ass
17. Karl Saxperience Hardcore! Joined: Apr 2006 Ashford Posts: 25611 LY R26

    #17 20th January 2009, 23:03

    Legend.
18. JamesRm Forum Section Moderator Joined: Aug 2008 Liverpool Posts: 15517 Saxo VTR

    #18 3rd March 2009, 14:33

    Bumpage just for the pure lol factor.
    
    Good that you tried and proven there shite lol
19. Pricklep Saxperience Hardcore! Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 31279 Citroen Saxo VTS, S60 D5

    #19 3rd March 2009, 14:35

    Epic bumpage.
20. user_27121 Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Sep 2008 Posts: 5204

    #20 3rd March 2009, 14:51

    I want one :o
21. grant_vtr Regular Poster Joined: Dec 2008 Shotts Posts: 392 saxo vtr

    #21 3rd March 2009, 18:52

    just read this and that gouldy cunt has annoyed me! the kid was tryin it so what why rip him when hes tryin to tell folk to watch out for it
22. Andy_K Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Jan 2004 in the garage trying to fix the car Posts: 5882 Mondeo st tdci & Supercharged vts

    #22 3rd March 2009, 19:17

    Note the sarcasm in Gouldy's post.
    
    Jokes i think :Y:
23. geordie555 Frequent Poster Joined: Jul 2008 Newcastle upon Tyne Posts: 505 saxo vts

    #23 4th March 2009, 20:50

    get your dad to get me one man