Real power from a Sax-slow

1. Saxo_Shit Newbie Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 9

   #1 29th January 2009, 01:38

   Anybody know what engine to put in a heap of shite Saxo??
   
   the WHOLE range of Saxo engines is utter shite,
   
   thier ALL slow and have no capability of 'big power'
   
   Maybe il scrap the Saxo and walk.
   
   I'l certainly look cooler,
   
   il probably get to my destination quicker and safer too.
   
   God i hate French tat, i also hate all you silly losers that spend money on them, next time you see someone hoooning past you laughing thier tits of at YOU, it's ME!
   
   THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU ALL
2. frankie Saxperience Addict Joined: Apr 2006 Frome, down deepest, darkest zummerset Posts: 12971 VTRallye

   #2 29th January 2009, 01:41

   thats not what your muma said.
3. djrem Saxperience Addict Joined: Feb 2007 Ramsden Bellhouse (Billericay) Posts: 12826 Various.

   #3 29th January 2009, 01:42

   To post in the Engine section with an issue, we need more details.
   
   All engines in the Saxo range interfit but you need to be careful when it comes to insurance costs.
   
   Some go all out and turbo or supercharge the already highly rated (As by Jeremy Clarkson) 16 valve VTS/GTi lump.
   
   There are Saxos out there with 280bhp+
4. Saxo_Shit Newbie Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 9

   #4 29th January 2009, 01:44

   Highly rated by whom................
   
   
   
   A TELEVISION PRESENTER!!! hahaha
5. iw_laurence Established Member Joined: Apr 2008 Isle of Wight Posts: 1971 BMW E30

   #5 29th January 2009, 01:44

   i want to be as e-hard as you
6. frankie Saxperience Addict Joined: Apr 2006 Frome, down deepest, darkest zummerset Posts: 12971 VTRallye

   #6 29th January 2009, 01:45

   Quote:

   Originally Posted by Saxo_Shit Highly rated by whom................ A TELEVISION PRESENTER!!! hahaha

   cleary your just an upset citroen worker, who's just been laid off....
   
   sucks to be you
7. Saxo_Shit Newbie Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 9

   #7 29th January 2009, 01:46

   Actually....
   
   it sucks to be YOU
8. djrem Saxperience Addict Joined: Feb 2007 Ramsden Bellhouse (Billericay) Posts: 12826 Various.

   #8 29th January 2009, 01:47

   Awww.
   
   Credit Crunch just caused another suicide in the morning.
   Maybe writing a letter to your loved ones rather than a lash on the internet would be more fitting.
   
   It'll last longer too. x
9. frankie Saxperience Addict Joined: Apr 2006 Frome, down deepest, darkest zummerset Posts: 12971 VTRallye

   #9 29th January 2009, 01:47

   not really.....
   
   got lots of monies
   a job
   glasto ticket.
   
   and the humor from a noob
10. saxo_bigbass Established Member Joined: Feb 2008 bedfordshire Posts: 1681 audi a3

    #10 29th January 2009, 01:48

    id love 2 torch u to death in a saxo
11. frankie Saxperience Addict Joined: Apr 2006 Frome, down deepest, darkest zummerset Posts: 12971 VTRallye

    #11 29th January 2009, 01:49

    should'nt it be sax's are shit......
    
    because saxo's cant actually shit....
    
    i duno
12. TU-Tuning Saxperience Hardcore! Joined: May 2006 Bristol Posts: 16575 JP4urio, 306 DTurbo SportShed

    #12 29th January 2009, 01:49

    Why would you say such things? WHY
    
    
13. Saxo_Shit Newbie Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 9

    #13 29th January 2009, 01:49

    Id quite happily see a saxo burn :-)
14. frankie Saxperience Addict Joined: Apr 2006 Frome, down deepest, darkest zummerset Posts: 12971 VTRallye

    #14 29th January 2009, 01:50

    needs lowering mate.
15. djrem Saxperience Addict Joined: Feb 2007 Ramsden Bellhouse (Billericay) Posts: 12826 Various.

    #15 29th January 2009, 01:50

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Saxo_Shit Actually.... it sucks to be YOU

    Hang on thats believeable...
    
    Sorry my reply to out wit you took so long,
    I'm getting the best head ever.
    From Maddeline McCann.
16. Predator_R32p Super Moderator Joined: Mar 2003 Durham (England) Posts: 37932 1. AX 2. Mk2 Saxo VTR 3. MK4 R32 DBP

    #16 29th January 2009, 01:52

    Go back and clean your moped sonny