universal dump valves

1. sammyd Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Apr 2008 Belfast Northern Ireland Posts: 2739 2 citroen saxos 1.1 mk1's blue and a black and or

   #1 16th March 2009, 02:49

   alright people im thinking of buying a universal dump valve for the car (for a good laugh and because i like them)
   
   what way would they be fitted and where would they fit onto all i know is thet ya dont need a turbo for them
   
   thanks
2. Mark51p Super Moderator Joined: Sep 2006 Wakefield Posts: 14427 Golf GT

   #2 16th March 2009, 05:37

   Quote:

   Originally Posted by sammyd alright people im thinking of buying a universal dump valve for the car (for a good laugh and because i like them) what way would they be fitted and where would they fit onto all i know is thet ya dont need a turbo for them thanks

   are you actually been serious?
3. user_30915 Infrequent Poster Joined: Feb 2009 yatton/bristol Posts: 153 mk1 vtr mk5 golf fsi

   #3 16th March 2009, 06:03

   whybother with it mate waste of time and money
4. JoshB Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Dec 2008 Pontefract Posts: 4007 2010 E92 320i MSport

   #4 16th March 2009, 06:29

   I think he means the electric noise boxes Mark.
   
   I remember when they were first selling these at Doncaster Show, they sounded absolutely garbage. The line of kids queing up was huge!
5. stendog Established Member Joined: Aug 2007 southampton Posts: 2253 saxo vtr

   #5 16th March 2009, 07:59

   just take one look at his avator says it all really. they are shit and sound shit, sounds nothing like a real dump valve people just now your a cheap ass numpty with a fake dump valve
6. badasssaxo Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Mar 2008 southend on sea,essex Posts: 4244

   #6 16th March 2009, 08:04

   if you want a very large fail get one it will add about 40bhp i reckon
7. dj_russell Established Member Joined: Mar 2009 in shell with personal v-power pump lol. Posts: 2197 400bhp build gt4

   #7 16th March 2009, 08:05

   save your money and buy summat nice with it for your car that dont involve neon washer jets/tea tray spoiler/neons etc...
8. JRC1 Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Mar 2008 Southampton Posts: 4839 16v'd White Furio & MK5 Golf R32

   #8 16th March 2009, 12:14

   Quote:

   Originally Posted by badasssaxo if you want a very large fail get one it will add about 40bhp i reckon

   40? I heard it was 85..
   
   Maybe it goes down when the battery needs charging.
9. user_28129 Frequent Poster Joined: Oct 2008 Letchworth Posts: 584 Saxo 1.4 furio 2001

   #9 16th March 2009, 12:16

   waste of money imo, also teh insurance will rapeeee you if u declare it!
10. Ryanp Super Moderator Joined: Feb 2004 Tonbridge United Kingdom (England) Posts: 38236 Vtr, 172, throttle bodied track slut

    #10 16th March 2009, 12:20

    and I thought most of the chavvy retards had stopped posting.........
11. Hot_Hatch L-plater Joined: Mar 2009 SW London/Ipswich Posts: 49 106 XSi 16v

    #11 16th March 2009, 12:27

    
12. Andy72 Frequent Poster Joined: Oct 2007 Newcastle Posts: 825 306 GTI-6

    #12 16th March 2009, 12:30

    i guess this isnt the right place to ask how you fit a flamer kit then?
    
    
    
    (joke)
13. Hot_Hatch L-plater Joined: Mar 2009 SW London/Ipswich Posts: 49 106 XSi 16v

    #13 16th March 2009, 12:32

    ^^ it is if your planning on parking infront of this dumpvalve fellow
14. fossie Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Oct 2004 Spennymoor, United Kingdom (England) Posts: 3742 Saxo MK2 VTS

    #14 16th March 2009, 12:38

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by sammyd alright people im thinking of buying a universal dump valve for the car (for a good laugh and because i like them) what way would they be fitted and where would they fit onto all i know is thet ya dont need a turbo for them thanks

    Gayest thing ive heard this year so far, but are you being serious???
    If you are dont be so bloody stupid
15. Liam Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2007 Swindon Posts: 2982 Black VTS

    #15 16th March 2009, 12:38

    hahahahah omg. i actually didnt realise people bought these. fuck me, egay special? oh dear. that kids a legend.
16. Liam Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2007 Swindon Posts: 2982 Black VTS

    #16 16th March 2009, 12:43

    He must have one of these too. If not he will be saving....
    Ooooh you know you want one
17. fossie Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Oct 2004 Spennymoor, United Kingdom (England) Posts: 3742 Saxo MK2 VTS

    #17 16th March 2009, 12:47

    Should whack 5/6 on tbh
18. sammyd Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Apr 2008 Belfast Northern Ireland Posts: 2739 2 citroen saxos 1.1 mk1's blue and a black and or

    #18 16th March 2009, 12:51

    i was only asking how to fit them not a take the piss lecture what i do with my cars is my decission i dont tell people how to do stuff to there cars?
19. Ryanp Super Moderator Joined: Feb 2004 Tonbridge United Kingdom (England) Posts: 38236 Vtr, 172, throttle bodied track slut

    #19 16th March 2009, 12:56

    not sure if anyone has been retarded enough to fit one.
    
    Hence not being able to tell you how to do so either.
20. Liam Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2007 Swindon Posts: 2982 Black VTS

    #20 16th March 2009, 12:59

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by sammyd i dont tell people how to do stuff to there cars?

    Good job really...... Nuff said.
21. fossie Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Oct 2004 Spennymoor, United Kingdom (England) Posts: 3742 Saxo MK2 VTS

    #21 16th March 2009, 13:01

    Basically if you fit one you will be laughed at, they sound shite
22. Liam Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2007 Swindon Posts: 2982 Black VTS

    #22 16th March 2009, 13:06

    Fuck it, get one so we can all have a laugh. Then post i sound clip or vid so we can wet ourselves!! Could do with a proper laugh.
23. fossie Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Oct 2004 Spennymoor, United Kingdom (England) Posts: 3742 Saxo MK2 VTS

    #23 16th March 2009, 13:06

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by liam08 Fuck it, get one so we can all have a laugh. Then post i sound clip or vid so we can wet ourselves!! Could do with a proper laugh.

    
    aye +1
24. user_24886 Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Jun 2008 Notts Posts: 6227 White pug 106 1.6

    #24 16th March 2009, 13:09

    about as funny as that guy on here that put a k&N on the end of his BMC
25. fossie Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Oct 2004 Spennymoor, United Kingdom (England) Posts: 3742 Saxo MK2 VTS

    #25 16th March 2009, 13:11

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by VTEC-Saxo about as funny as that guy on here that put a k&N on the end of his BMC

    OMG link please matey, never seen that one before
26. Psycho18 Established Member Joined: Apr 2008 west Mids Posts: 1775 Mk1 White VTS

    #26 16th March 2009, 13:13

    fuck me that kid has had ripped out of him! tbh mate bit of a silly thing to ask here. ssc might be a better choice. Also i doubt anyone has even though about fitting one on here.
27. JamesRm Forum Section Moderator Joined: Aug 2008 Liverpool Posts: 15517 Saxo VTR

    #27 16th March 2009, 13:16

    Can i see the link to the K an N on the end of a BMC please? Sounds like a proper laugh.
    
    Also mate i have fitted one of these and there awsome dude! Sounds amazing...
    
    ...Like a small fart being played through a mobile phone speaker.
28. Ryanp Super Moderator Joined: Feb 2004 Tonbridge United Kingdom (England) Posts: 38236 Vtr, 172, throttle bodied track slut

    #28 16th March 2009, 13:19

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Psycho18 fuck me that kid has had ripped out of him! tbh mate bit of a silly thing to ask here. ssc might be a better choice. Also i doubt anyone has even though about fitting one on here.

    SSC will rip harder about asking about a non turbo dump valve lol
29. Liam Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2007 Swindon Posts: 2982 Black VTS

    #29 16th March 2009, 13:24

    Oh i wanna see the K&N thing too. Legend!!!!
30. JayEmDizzle Regular Poster Joined: Dec 2008 Arbroath. Posts: 375 '01 plate Citroen Saxo Furio. (Modified)

    #30 16th March 2009, 13:31

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Hot_Hatch ^^ it is if your planning on parking infront of this dumpvalve fellow

    
    That made me laugh. Lol.
    
    Still... I saw a comment there about neons.. So are interior neons not cool? xD
    
    Lol. I'm not a chav but I think blue interior lights look pretty cool if applied properly.
    Y'know.. Under the foot-wells or under the seat or some shit. Haha.
31. Ryanp Super Moderator Joined: Feb 2004 Tonbridge United Kingdom (England) Posts: 38236 Vtr, 172, throttle bodied track slut

    #31 16th March 2009, 13:39

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by JayEmDizzle Y'know.. Under the foot-wells or under the seat or some shit. Haha.

    why do you need the footwells lit up to drive? is there some kind of special system in the car that means that with the lights there you can see the road better?
32. Ste Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Mar 2007 Yorkshire Posts: 5415 Saxo

    #32 16th March 2009, 13:55

    Come on lads he's asking a geniuine question.
    
    What you need is an amplifier, microphone, some mentos and a few bottles of coke.
    
    You tape the mic above the coke bottles, put the amp under the bonnet, when you change gear you chuck a mint in the coke and WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOO TSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    
    
    But if you really want to know;
    
    http://www.rtecshop.com/fitting_docs/ed.doc
    
    I believe a train horn is a much better waste of money.
33. martinmac Frequent Poster Joined: Nov 2007 Glasgow Posts: 996 Mazda 3 MPS

    #33 16th March 2009, 14:11

    There was a video on youtube of a saxo with one of these fitted, remember seeing it a while back and my god did it sound sh**e! Cant find it though ...!
    
    
    Edit: baahaha found it!!
    
    http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...ideoID=1100695
34. Shak Infrequent Poster Joined: Aug 2008 Bournemouth Posts: 176 saxo vts 106 xsi

    #34 16th March 2009, 18:22

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by fossie Basically if you fit one you will be laughed at,

    Bit late for that. Why give one of your mates a megaphone and get him to hang out your window making ppssssssssssttttt noises whenever you throttle off. It'll be a bit cheaper what with the credit crunch and that, also you'll save time and money on fitting........ and removal when you realise there gash.
35. dannyboy2005 Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2008 BEDFORD, GUILDFORD, WAYBRIDGE Posts: 4172 Punt -y0

    #35 16th March 2009, 19:08

    
    
    Made me lol so hard!
36. JamesRm Forum Section Moderator Joined: Aug 2008 Liverpool Posts: 15517 Saxo VTR

    #36 16th March 2009, 19:09

    
    
    Whose is that? are they on here?
37. dannyboy2005 Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2008 BEDFORD, GUILDFORD, WAYBRIDGE Posts: 4172 Punt -y0

    #37 16th March 2009, 19:12

    Its the Thread starters.
38. JamesRm Forum Section Moderator Joined: Aug 2008 Liverpool Posts: 15517 Saxo VTR

    #38 16th March 2009, 19:14

    omfg so it is lol is he for real? does he really own that bodged piece of crap?
39. Jamie Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 9363 Focus ST & 206 GTI180

    #39 16th March 2009, 19:15

    oh dear.. dump valves are for gays especially fake ones x
40. Liam Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2007 Swindon Posts: 2982 Black VTS

    #40 16th March 2009, 19:15

    His car is lush, dont dis it
41. JamesRm Forum Section Moderator Joined: Aug 2008 Liverpool Posts: 15517 Saxo VTR

    #41 16th March 2009, 19:16

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jamie oh dear.. dump valves are for gays especially fake ones x

    i dont think there for gays if you have a turbo or supercharger...
42. Stickyjam Established Member Joined: Sep 2008 Posts: 1390

    #42 16th March 2009, 19:16

    you'd be better off winding the window down and making noises out the window...
43. Marshy Established Member Joined: Sep 2007 Plymouth Posts: 1951 Ibiza FR Tdi

    #43 16th March 2009, 19:16

    Fucking love these threads!
44. Liam Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2007 Swindon Posts: 2982 Black VTS

    #44 16th March 2009, 19:18

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Marshy Fucking love these threads!

    Me too, make my day sometimes.
45. Jamie Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 9363 Focus ST & 206 GTI180

    #45 16th March 2009, 19:19

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by SaXo_vtr123 i dont think there for gays if you have a turbo or supercharger...

    I have one. It was a joke
46. machevelli7777 Established Member Joined: Jan 2007 Little Wymondley Posts: 1063 VTR MK1 (SOLD)

    #46 16th March 2009, 19:20

    This too funny, more funnier than when it started!
47. Saxotim Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Nov 2007 Leeds Posts: 2865 172 Cup, Mk2 VTR

    #47 16th March 2009, 19:20

    this thread is epic
48. user_24886 Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Jun 2008 Notts Posts: 6227 White pug 106 1.6

    #48 16th March 2009, 19:21

    Oh come on, taking the piss out of peoples cars is so petty
49. Liam Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2007 Swindon Posts: 2982 Black VTS

    #49 16th March 2009, 19:22

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Saxotim this thread is epic

    Hahah it should be stickied........
50. machevelli7777 Established Member Joined: Jan 2007 Little Wymondley Posts: 1063 VTR MK1 (SOLD)

    #50 16th March 2009, 19:24

    Is his car a 1.1?? Please say it isnt...
51. JamesRm Forum Section Moderator Joined: Aug 2008 Liverpool Posts: 15517 Saxo VTR

    #51 16th March 2009, 19:26

    lol this thread will probably be locked soon.
    
    Shame really its hilarious!
52. user_10418 Saxperience Addict Joined: Jun 2006 Wirral Posts: 13584 Wickerd red VTS MK2, Two tone VTS MK2,vvc Metro..

    #52 16th March 2009, 19:27

    waste of time and money..............
53. Karl Saxperience Hardcore! Joined: Apr 2006 Ashford Posts: 25611 LY R26

    #53 16th March 2009, 19:28

    Id rather stick my penis in a blender than drive a Saxo with one of these fitted.
54. Jamie Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 9363 Focus ST & 206 GTI180

    #54 16th March 2009, 19:29

    IBTL x
55. Liam Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2007 Swindon Posts: 2982 Black VTS

    #55 16th March 2009, 19:30

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by machevelli7777 Is his car a 1.1?? Please say it isnt...

    It is indeed..... im pmsl....
56. user_24886 Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Jun 2008 Notts Posts: 6227 White pug 106 1.6

    #56 16th March 2009, 19:30

    might just hook up some speakers under my bonnet and wired to a Mic and make turbo noises while im driving
    warrrrrrrrrrrrmmm wob wob wob pop ptshooofft wrrrrroooooooooooom ptshftt wankers booorrrmm pitchwfftt wanker
57. Berg Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Aug 2007 rugby Posts: 3766 MK2 VTS, Ibiza Cupra 20VT

    #57 16th March 2009, 19:31

    love how the saxo in that video is hardly moving
    
    and sounds like shopping trolly crashing together
58. titchster Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jan 2008 Down't road from Sheffield Posts: 4641 Was:16v 106 XS ..... Now: Import 1.8 MX5

    #58 16th March 2009, 19:34

    I'll answer the original question. Yeah you can fit one. Even without a turbo.
    
    It wont do fuck all though. Fail tbh.
59. Liam Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2007 Swindon Posts: 2982 Black VTS

    #59 16th March 2009, 19:35

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by VTEC-Saxo might just hook up some speakers under my bonnet and wired to a Mic and make turbo noises while im driving warrrrrrrrrrrrmmm wob wob wob pop ptshooofft wrrrrroooooooooooom ptshftt wankers booorrrmm pitchwfftt wanker

    haha group buy on microphones and speakers?
60. user_28129 Frequent Poster Joined: Oct 2008 Letchworth Posts: 584 Saxo 1.4 furio 2001

    #60 16th March 2009, 19:43

    http://www.rtecshop.com/index.php?p=...roduct_id=4162
    
    He can buy this instead, even comes with its own manual on how to install, so doesn't have to embarris himself on here!
61. Ryanp Super Moderator Joined: Feb 2004 Tonbridge United Kingdom (England) Posts: 38236 Vtr, 172, throttle bodied track slut

    #61 16th March 2009, 19:48

    
62. user_24886 Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Jun 2008 Notts Posts: 6227 White pug 106 1.6

    #62 16th March 2009, 19:48

    god how wank they sound
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_8bo_Kfhxs
63. Mochachino Saxperience Hardcore! Joined: Nov 2007 Guantanamo Bay Posts: 28700 oyster card

    #63 16th March 2009, 19:49

    looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolll
    
    Yeh fit one mate.
64. user_24886 Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Jun 2008 Notts Posts: 6227 White pug 106 1.6

    #64 16th March 2009, 19:50

    and who better to model one than a fellow saxo owner
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUmAi...eature=related
65. Ryanp Super Moderator Joined: Feb 2004 Tonbridge United Kingdom (England) Posts: 38236 Vtr, 172, throttle bodied track slut

    #65 16th March 2009, 19:51

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by VTEC-Saxo god how wank they sound http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_8bo_Kfhxs

    shit wheres my wife gone...
    
66. Liam Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2007 Swindon Posts: 2982 Black VTS

    #66 16th March 2009, 19:56

    £137 quid WTF are they thinking? Fucking hell.
67. Liam Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2007 Swindon Posts: 2982 Black VTS

    #67 16th March 2009, 19:57

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by db_sax looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolll Yeh fit one mate.

    I said he should fit, so we can all have a larf . I love these topics!!
68. LeeM Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Feb 2008 Liverpool Posts: 7393 Black Corsa C SRi

    #68 16th March 2009, 20:02

    fucking lol, £140 will buy me a new manifold, why not waste your money on that?
69. fossie Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Oct 2004 Spennymoor, United Kingdom (England) Posts: 3742 Saxo MK2 VTS

    #69 16th March 2009, 21:04

    Fuck it matey, ignore what these people are saying...
    Buy 2 dumpvalves and 2 turbonator jobbies off the bay for serious power
    
    Seriously tho you are SEVERLY gay if you buy any off them
70. andywiddss1 Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Nov 2007 skipton northyorks Posts: 5275 clio 172 exclusive track toy

    #70 16th March 2009, 21:11

    scary ha ha
71. JamesRm Forum Section Moderator Joined: Aug 2008 Liverpool Posts: 15517 Saxo VTR

    #71 16th March 2009, 21:13

    utter wank tbh
72. badasssaxo Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Mar 2008 southend on sea,essex Posts: 4244

    #72 16th March 2009, 21:16

    I cant believe this thread has got up to 4 pages lol
73. sammyd Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Apr 2008 Belfast Northern Ireland Posts: 2739 2 citroen saxos 1.1 mk1's blue and a black and or

    #73 16th March 2009, 22:14

    i love how yas take the piss out of me like honestly i was only asking a genuine question for maybe a honest genuine reply not 4 pages of people takin the piss outta me and my girlfriends blue saxo i was only asking because i was interested it is my decision what i do to my car 95% of people on here has standard saxos with raceland manifolds and green air filters lmao ya dont see me going on and on saying that your cars shit and that your better off scrapping it because its not worth the hastle
    
    ill do my car my way
    
    
    you do yours your own way
74. martinmac Frequent Poster Joined: Nov 2007 Glasgow Posts: 996 Mazda 3 MPS

    #74 16th March 2009, 22:42

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by martinmac There was a video on youtube of a saxo with one of these fitted, remember seeing it a while back and my god did it sound sh**e! Cant find it though ...! Edit: baahaha found it!! http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...ideoID=1100695

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by VTEC-Saxo and who better to model one than a fellow saxo owner http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUmAi...eature=related

    
    fail tbh...
75. saxovtrstevie Established Member Joined: Mar 2009 sidmouth,nr exeter Posts: 1600 BLACK 2001 vtr and subaru impreza type ra

    #75 17th March 2009, 00:18

    hahaha waste of money
76. saxovtrstevie Established Member Joined: Mar 2009 sidmouth,nr exeter Posts: 1600 BLACK 2001 vtr and subaru impreza type ra

    #76 17th March 2009, 00:22

    do us a video after u fitted 1
    so i can hear how shit it sounds hahaha
77. Ryanp Super Moderator Joined: Feb 2004 Tonbridge United Kingdom (England) Posts: 38236 Vtr, 172, throttle bodied track slut

    #77 17th March 2009, 00:33

    and theres me thinking the blue one was just a pisstake for an avatar..
    
    
    seems not LOL!
78. Pricklep Saxperience Hardcore! Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 31279 Citroen Saxo VTS, S60 D5

    #78 17th March 2009, 00:39

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by sammyd ill do my car my way you do yours your own way

    Well said LOL.
    
    Video and pictures ftw.
    
    btssssssh
    
    Personally i wouldnt fit one like lol but each to there own.
79. sammyd Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Apr 2008 Belfast Northern Ireland Posts: 2739 2 citroen saxos 1.1 mk1's blue and a black and or

    #79 17th March 2009, 11:03

    im not fitting one i was just wondering how it would be fitted n stuff because i was goin to get one to see what it was like lol
80. Paulp Super Moderator Joined: Aug 2007 Lancashire Posts: 14256 Astra VXR + 1989 Astra GTE

    #80 17th March 2009, 12:05

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by SaXo_vtr123 omfg so it is lol is he for real? does he really own that bodged piece of crap?

    omfg do your fog lights add 20bhporzz?
81. Paulp Super Moderator Joined: Aug 2007 Lancashire Posts: 14256 Astra VXR + 1989 Astra GTE

    #81 17th March 2009, 12:07

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by sammyd i love how yas take the piss out of me like honestly i was only asking a genuine question for maybe a honest genuine reply not 4 pages of people takin the piss outta me and my girlfriends blue saxo i was only asking because i was interested it is my decision what i do to my car 95% of people on here has standard saxos with raceland manifolds and green air filters lmao ya dont see me going on and on saying that your cars shit and that your better off scrapping it because its not worth the hastle ill do my car my way you do yours your own way

    
    They wen't too far taking the piss out of the blue saxo.
    
    This is saxp not barryboys guys. People put hard work into their cars.
82. Peejous Saxperience Addict Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 11423

    #82 17th March 2009, 12:14

    Wow... really?
    
    
    
    
83. Marshy Established Member Joined: Sep 2007 Plymouth Posts: 1951 Ibiza FR Tdi

    #83 17th March 2009, 12:14

    WOW!
    
    1 exhaust per cylinder!
84. Matty_Mills Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Apr 2008 Cheltenham / Gloucester Posts: 3887 Fezzer ZS Rover SD1 3500 V8 Mercedes B190

    #84 17th March 2009, 12:15

    Oh my god this is so funny...
    
    
    fit a fake dump-valve??
    
    
    i'd rather lick my nan out
85. hellonpluto Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Dec 2005 Manchester United Kingdom (England) Posts: 4229 Saxo VTR '98

    #85 17th March 2009, 12:18

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by joe3490 http://www.rtecshop.com/index.php?p=...roduct_id=4162 he can buy this instead, even comes with its own manual on how to install, so doesn't have to embarris himself on here!

    £137.56
    
    fuck me!
86. sammyd Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Apr 2008 Belfast Northern Ireland Posts: 2739 2 citroen saxos 1.1 mk1's blue and a black and or

    #86 17th March 2009, 12:20

    if ya look at my progress thread u will see i have debadged my car done my grill rear bumper exhausts painted inside of it and all other stuff and why does it matter if i have lexus lights you guys have fk all better to do than to sit here slegging me off over a topic that i made enquiring about a dump valve so sorry for not being a wanna be hardnut with a standard saxo with an induction kit fuck away off and do somthing different like seriously
87. Paulp Super Moderator Joined: Aug 2007 Lancashire Posts: 14256 Astra VXR + 1989 Astra GTE

    #87 17th March 2009, 12:25

    Theres alot of cunts on saxp these days sammy just try to ignore them.
    
    When was the blue saxo built out of curiousity?
88. Liam Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2007 Swindon Posts: 2982 Black VTS

    #88 17th March 2009, 12:25

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Matty_Mills Oh my god this is so funny... fit a fake dump-valve?? i'd rather lick my nan out

    Sig-worthy... Legend!
89. Matty_Mills Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Apr 2008 Cheltenham / Gloucester Posts: 3887 Fezzer ZS Rover SD1 3500 V8 Mercedes B190

    #89 17th March 2009, 12:25

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by sammyd if ya look at my progress thread u will see i have debadged my car done my grill rear bumper exhausts painted inside of it and all other stuff and why does it matter if i have lexus lights you guys have fk all better to do than to sit here slegging me off over a topic that i made enquiring about a dump valve so sorry for not being a wanna be hardnut with a standard saxo with an induction kit fuck away off and do somthing different like seriously

    i think you mean FAKE dump valve...
    
    plus, your front registration plate CAN'T be legal
    
    kisses
    x
90. Liam Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2007 Swindon Posts: 2982 Black VTS

    #90 17th March 2009, 12:27

    His sig says 'DJ sammy D 1.1 Wanna Race' hahahaha serious? People must only ride horses in Belfast. I bet they still fancy their chances..... until they realise you have an ebay super charger an a fake dump valve shit....
91. sammyd Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Apr 2008 Belfast Northern Ireland Posts: 2739 2 citroen saxos 1.1 mk1's blue and a black and or

    #91 17th March 2009, 12:27

    1997 saxo it is mate the front bumper went on we while back and bonnet was already on it my gf owns it and has done for 7 yrs the reg was 1000 from citroen the bonnet and bumper she sprayed herself with halfords posidon blue but that bumper is going on my soon to be orange saxo because its got the square plate recess on it and her reg wouldnt look right on it
92. sammyd Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Apr 2008 Belfast Northern Ireland Posts: 2739 2 citroen saxos 1.1 mk1's blue and a black and or

    #92 17th March 2009, 12:29

    oh the plate is legal look it up b15axo
93. Peejous Saxperience Addict Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 11423

    #93 17th March 2009, 12:29

    Sammy, the numberplate square on the front bumper of the blue one is to place the number plate there. Not behind your grille.
94. Matty_Mills Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Apr 2008 Cheltenham / Gloucester Posts: 3887 Fezzer ZS Rover SD1 3500 V8 Mercedes B190

    #94 17th March 2009, 12:29

    So you slate people on here for their "standard saxo's with air filter"
    
    yet your car is just a 1.1 shed with some bolt on plastic?
    
    
    Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice one
95. Matty_Mills Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Apr 2008 Cheltenham / Gloucester Posts: 3887 Fezzer ZS Rover SD1 3500 V8 Mercedes B190

    #95 17th March 2009, 12:30

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by sammyd oh the plate is legal look it up b15axo

    not with half the lettering hidden....
    
    you my son........
    
    
    
    
    ...Fail at the internetz
96. sammyd Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Apr 2008 Belfast Northern Ireland Posts: 2739 2 citroen saxos 1.1 mk1's blue and a black and or

    #96 17th March 2009, 12:31

    if you read up it says on my post that the bumper on the blue one is coming off and going on my soon to be orange saxo because the reg wouldnt look right on a square plate
97. Paulp Super Moderator Joined: Aug 2007 Lancashire Posts: 14256 Astra VXR + 1989 Astra GTE

    #97 17th March 2009, 12:31

    Ah ok.
    
    Sounds good.
    
    I'll take a look at your progress thread.
98. sammyd Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Apr 2008 Belfast Northern Ireland Posts: 2739 2 citroen saxos 1.1 mk1's blue and a black and or

    #98 17th March 2009, 12:33

    cheers dont see why everyone is takin the piss anyways must not have a life lmao need to grow up and get one seriously slegging on sax-p didnt think that ppl on here were the type to take the piss out of everything you ask about
99. Liam Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2007 Swindon Posts: 2982 Black VTS

    #99 17th March 2009, 12:33

    Just give up. Honestly.
100. sammyd Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Apr 2008 Belfast Northern Ireland Posts: 2739 2 citroen saxos 1.1 mk1's blue and a black and or

     #100 17th March 2009, 12:34

     then use stop being we pricks
101. lewy Frequent Poster Joined: Dec 2008 hull and/or norwich Posts: 539 Citroen Saxo VTR 1998

     #101 17th March 2009, 12:35

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by sammyd alright people im thinking of buying a universal dump valve for the car (for a good laugh and because i like them) what way would they be fitted and where would they fit onto all i know is thet ya dont need a turbo for them thanks

     u fail at life
102. Liam Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2007 Swindon Posts: 2982 Black VTS

     #102 17th March 2009, 12:35

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by sammyd cheers dont see why everyone is takin the piss anyways must not have a life lmao need to grow up and get one seriously slegging on sax-p didnt think that ppl on here were the type to take the piss out of everything you ask about

     Clearly we do have lives, if we didnt we would have to spend all day making our cars look like yours. Imagine that!! Im actually shuddering at the thought of it.
     
103. Liam Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2007 Swindon Posts: 2982 Black VTS

     #103 17th March 2009, 12:35

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by lewy u fail at life

     haha agreed
104. lewy Frequent Poster Joined: Dec 2008 hull and/or norwich Posts: 539 Citroen Saxo VTR 1998

     #104 17th March 2009, 12:42

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by Paul Theres alot of cunts on saxp these days sammy just try to ignore them. When was the blue saxo built out of curiousity?

     do you want a spoon with that?
105. Paulp Super Moderator Joined: Aug 2007 Lancashire Posts: 14256 Astra VXR + 1989 Astra GTE

     #105 17th March 2009, 12:45

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by lewy do you want a spoon with that?

     Yes, but i'll let your mummy feed you with it first.
106. JamesRm Forum Section Moderator Joined: Aug 2008 Liverpool Posts: 15517 Saxo VTR

     #106 17th March 2009, 12:47

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by Paul omfg do your fog lights add 20bhporzz?

     1. They where spotlights.
     2. its blaitantly obvious they dont add any power.
     3. they where only on the car for a week.
     4. Why do you care?
107. Paulp Super Moderator Joined: Aug 2007 Lancashire Posts: 14256 Astra VXR + 1989 Astra GTE

     #107 17th March 2009, 12:48

     Whats the saying, people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones?
     
     http://www.saxperience.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=194670
108. Mikey Saxperience Addict Joined: Nov 2006 Blackburn Posts: 12035 GTI/VTS/VXR/S-line

     #108 17th March 2009, 12:55

     e-warriors galore here.
     
     what is funny how ryan comments taking the piss, and any other thread taking the piss he doesnt like he locks.
     
     sax-p is full of cunts these days, no wonder the oldies have fcuked of tbh.
109. lewy Frequent Poster Joined: Dec 2008 hull and/or norwich Posts: 539 Citroen Saxo VTR 1998

     #109 17th March 2009, 12:56

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by Paul Yes, but i'll let your mummy feed you with it first.

     hopefully you read it before i edited this paul.
110. Mikey Saxperience Addict Joined: Nov 2006 Blackburn Posts: 12035 GTI/VTS/VXR/S-line

     #110 17th March 2009, 12:58

     i'd edit this if i was you mate.
     
     fast.
111. Liam Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2007 Swindon Posts: 2982 Black VTS

     #111 17th March 2009, 12:59

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by lewy not sure mate but i think "your mum" jokes stop being funny when people turn 13. But if we are going down the route of "your mum" jokes i shall be more than happy to throw one back in your direction. you are the result of a failed abortion, from when i raped your filthy whore-bag of a mum you lose...

     
     oh shit lol. lowwwww
112. JamesRm Forum Section Moderator Joined: Aug 2008 Liverpool Posts: 15517 Saxo VTR

     #112 17th March 2009, 13:00

     low blow that one mate.
     
     i would edit it mate.
113. fossie Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Oct 2004 Spennymoor, United Kingdom (England) Posts: 3742 Saxo MK2 VTS

     #113 17th March 2009, 13:01

     Oh shit, can see someone getting banned, agree with Mikey
114. lewy Frequent Poster Joined: Dec 2008 hull and/or norwich Posts: 539 Citroen Saxo VTR 1998

     #114 17th March 2009, 13:02

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by fossie Oh shit, can see someone getting banned, agree with Mikey

     hmmmm i may have to edit it then..... i win though.
     
     
     haha
115. Byard Regular Poster Joined: Jan 2009 Chesterfield Posts: 263 BMW 330d, Arctic Steel Silver TU5JP4, 1.8 Focus

     #115 17th March 2009, 13:02

     b&
     
116. Peejous Saxperience Addict Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 11423

     #116 17th March 2009, 13:03

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by sammyd cheers dont see why everyone is takin the piss anyways must not have a life lmao need to grow up and get one seriously slegging on sax-p didnt think that ppl on here were the type to take the piss out of everything you ask about

     fyi - its slagging
117. Liam Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2007 Swindon Posts: 2982 Black VTS

     #117 17th March 2009, 13:04

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by Byard b&

     WTF does that mean?
118. fossie Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Oct 2004 Spennymoor, United Kingdom (England) Posts: 3742 Saxo MK2 VTS

     #118 17th March 2009, 13:04

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by lewy hmmmm i may have to edit it then..... i win though. haha

     Nope you will stay fail, that was a bit shit tbh......... hurry up and change it
119. fossie Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Oct 2004 Spennymoor, United Kingdom (England) Posts: 3742 Saxo MK2 VTS

     #119 17th March 2009, 13:04

     Lol, Mikey you better edit yours as well
120. Mikey Saxperience Addict Joined: Nov 2006 Blackburn Posts: 12035 GTI/VTS/VXR/S-line

     #120 17th March 2009, 13:05

     lol i aint editing shit.
     
     its the truth.
121. Byard Regular Poster Joined: Jan 2009 Chesterfield Posts: 263 BMW 330d, Arctic Steel Silver TU5JP4, 1.8 Focus

     #121 17th March 2009, 13:06

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by liam08 WTF does that mean?

     youd rather be b& than v&
122. lewy Frequent Poster Joined: Dec 2008 hull and/or norwich Posts: 539 Citroen Saxo VTR 1998

     #122 17th March 2009, 13:07

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by fossie Nope you will stay fail, that was a bit shit tbh......... hurry up and change it

     you are a nasty man and have broken my heart... < / 3
123. Peejous Saxperience Addict Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 11423

     #123 17th March 2009, 13:07

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by liam08 WTF does that mean?

     b + & (and) = GTFO
124. fossie Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Oct 2004 Spennymoor, United Kingdom (England) Posts: 3742 Saxo MK2 VTS

     #124 17th March 2009, 13:07

     Lol i meant you were trying to stop him getting fucked in the ass by the mods, you still have his quote in your post
125. Mikey Saxperience Addict Joined: Nov 2006 Blackburn Posts: 12035 GTI/VTS/VXR/S-line

     #125 17th March 2009, 13:09

     lol ohh sorry dude, ill do it now.
126. fossie Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Oct 2004 Spennymoor, United Kingdom (England) Posts: 3742 Saxo MK2 VTS

     #126 17th March 2009, 13:09

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by Mikey lol i aint editing shit. its the truth.

     Lol didnt mean what you put dude, you were very right..
     Meant you were trying to save his ass and you have his quote in your post
     Tbh deserves to be punished with things like that
127. lewy Frequent Poster Joined: Dec 2008 hull and/or norwich Posts: 539 Citroen Saxo VTR 1998

     #127 17th March 2009, 13:09

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by fossie Lol i meant you were trying to stop him getting fucked in the ass by the mods, you still have his quote in your post

     i will say my hand slipped. it was actually meant to say:
     
     "i want to have your babies paul"
128. lewy Frequent Poster Joined: Dec 2008 hull and/or norwich Posts: 539 Citroen Saxo VTR 1998

     #128 17th March 2009, 13:10

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by fossie Lol didnt mean what you put dude, you were very right.. Meant you were trying to save his ass and you have his quote in your post Tbh deserves to be punished with things like that

     lighten up man... lol
129. fossie Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Oct 2004 Spennymoor, United Kingdom (England) Posts: 3742 Saxo MK2 VTS

     #129 17th March 2009, 13:10

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by Mikey lol ohh sorry dude, ill do it now.

     Nee worries bro....... probably already been seen by some of the authoritezzz tbh
130. fossie Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Oct 2004 Spennymoor, United Kingdom (England) Posts: 3742 Saxo MK2 VTS

     #130 17th March 2009, 13:11

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by lewy lighten up man... lol

     Nah i dont matey, talking about his mam like that was low tbf...
     Should have said his sister or something.........
131. Mikey Saxperience Addict Joined: Nov 2006 Blackburn Posts: 12035 GTI/VTS/VXR/S-line

     #131 17th March 2009, 13:11

     scotts in town..i think shes going lol
132. Paulp Super Moderator Joined: Aug 2007 Lancashire Posts: 14256 Astra VXR + 1989 Astra GTE

     #132 17th March 2009, 13:13

     Saxp's going very downhill.
133. lewy Frequent Poster Joined: Dec 2008 hull and/or norwich Posts: 539 Citroen Saxo VTR 1998

     #133 17th March 2009, 13:13

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by fossie Nah i dont matey, talking about his mam like that was low tbf... Should have said his sister or something.........

     nahh, he did say about my mum spoon feeding me, so he brought it upon himself.
     
     everyone (including myself) needs to calm down and have a piece of cheese.
134. Matty_Mills Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Apr 2008 Cheltenham / Gloucester Posts: 3887 Fezzer ZS Rover SD1 3500 V8 Mercedes B190

     #134 17th March 2009, 13:13

     To round this thread up.... as it needs to be locked...
     
     
     Fake dump-valve..... don't do it
     Bodykit.... a bit 1990's
     Your mum jokes.... GHEY
     Me.... legend
     New fiesta... Should i get one?
135. Matty_Mills Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Apr 2008 Cheltenham / Gloucester Posts: 3887 Fezzer ZS Rover SD1 3500 V8 Mercedes B190

     #135 17th March 2009, 13:14

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by lewy nahh, he did say about my mum spoon feeding me, so he brought it upon himself. everyone (including myself) needs to calm down and have a piece of cheese.

     
     
     burnt face man??
136. Liam Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2007 Swindon Posts: 2982 Black VTS

     #136 17th March 2009, 13:15

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by Byard youd rather be b& than v&

     Nah im lost.
137. Liam Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2007 Swindon Posts: 2982 Black VTS

     #137 17th March 2009, 13:16

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by Matty_Mills To round this thread up.... as it needs to be locked... Fake dump-valve..... don't do it Bodykit.... a bit 1990's Your mum jokes.... GHEY Me.... legend New fiesta... Should i get one?

     
     Agree
     Agree
     Agree
     Why not
     Yes
138. Mysticp Scotland Joined: Jul 2005 Edinburgh Posts: 9556 Saxo 1.6i 16v VTS, 2 Classic Minis

     #138 17th March 2009, 13:17

     This threads a disgrace, everyone who's replied needs to sit back and think about why they are on this forum.
139. fossie Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Oct 2004 Spennymoor, United Kingdom (England) Posts: 3742 Saxo MK2 VTS

     #139 17th March 2009, 13:17

     Quote:

     Originally Posted by Matty_Mills To round this thread up.... as it needs to be locked... Fake dump-valve..... don't do it Bodykit.... a bit 1990's Your mum jokes.... GHEY Me.... legend New fiesta... Should i get one?

     Agree but dont get a fezzie unless its an ST
140. goodall3518 Established Member Joined: Aug 2008 Derby Posts: 2376 Saxo VTw ?

     #140 17th March 2009, 13:18

     /hugemassivefail
141. Scottp Administrator Joined: Dec 2002 Glasgow United Kingdom (Scotland) Posts: 26097 Chelski Traktor

     #141 17th March 2009, 13:21

     Some of you are just idiots.
     
     Not everyone knows the answer to everything all the time. So what if his car is different to some of your tastes? A simple answer to the question would have been fine.
     
     Now that i have locked it you can all go back to putting vts wheels on your car.

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