Ok my friends ... Let me paint you a little picture
I start my car (cold) and i dip the clutch and put it into First Gear, I press the accelerator and move off....(For example) Were moving at about 5 mph.. I can literally (at its worst) make it happen on request, Just by gently pressing and releasing the accelerator.
Its not like a sqeel or a knock. Its definately like a Metal Creak/Squeek/Clicking noise. Coming from Roughly the front centre ( underneath ) the car.
My pal Ollie today, Who owns his own garage and is mercedez benz qualified. Got a little bar out and wedged it between the flange and the rubber bit in front of it. He was showing me as he was doing it that what happens is when you press your accelerator the engine moves... Causing the Exhaust to flex (or so it should do he said).
Anyway, to cut a long story short when he gently pulled the bar towards him (making the exhaust move up and down) as it would if you was accelerating, Low and behold.... Creak.... creak... Creak....Click - That same sort of annoying sound that makes your dick shrink when you pull off !
He checked my drive shaft and he rekons the intermediate bearings are fine.
My final diagnostic was that hes 90% sure its the flange. What also leads him to believe this, is that apparently the springs in my flange have been done tight, So basically Ollie said that theres no give in the springs at all. He said usually the springs should be tight so that theres no Blowing ( obviously ) But at the same time you want there to be room for the spring to flex... In my case this isnt How it is. And the post which lawz made sounds pretty accurate actually.
Ollie is stripping the flange down for me next week... and hes going to check the gasket i think it is iirc. cause it looks shot to peices and also hes going to get the proper nuts for my flange.. Cause he rekons my flange hasnt even got the correct nuts on it.
I will let you know when i get it sorted next week, as to whether the Squeek comes back or not. Although if it does, by then my penis will be the size of a sultana. Cause its a horrible fucking noise ! But yeah ... in my case Flange it is

Gotta love a bitta flange !
edit - Jordy sport - It doesnt alter the noise with revs.... Bumps arent the cause of it, The engine flex is. It Doesnt vary with speed and yes, when stationary if i try and bounce the car in 1st gear with the handbreak on it will squeek...