drunk girls bonnet smash

1. Azzybonjela Infrequent Poster Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 206

   #1 29th June 2010, 18:13

   hi ive got a nice mk2 black saxo vtr
   and at the weekend at a mates bbq some drunk girls decided to jump all over it, i'm making them pay, theres a few major scratches and a lot of small dents, i want to make them pay so i have 3 options, 1 make them buy a new bonnet from citroen, 2 make them pay for repairs at a body shop, 3 make them buy me a second hand one,
   
   what do u think i should do!!1
2. vidal Established Member Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 1729

   #2 29th June 2010, 18:16

   Pics of said girls first are required. Shag the fittest two, then get the ugliest to pay for repairs.
   
   This advice brought to you by uncle Vidal's advice-o-rama.
   
   V.
3. Paulp Super Moderator Joined: Aug 2007 Lancashire Posts: 14256 Astra VXR + 1989 Astra GTE

   #3 29th June 2010, 18:16

   Neither, you should of joined in and got sexual favours.
   
   Edit: Vidal said that 100x better than i did, hes always doing that.
4. user_15266 Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Apr 2007 N.DEVON Posts: 2558 Pair of Crutches atm!

   #4 29th June 2010, 18:19

   brand spanking new! the fucking filthy sluts!
5. user_39821 Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Dec 2009 Uckfield, East Sussex Posts: 3362 Citroen saxo 1.4 furio

   #5 29th June 2010, 18:59

   Ask for the money of a new one, then buy a second hand one. With the savings buy a shiny white glove. then backhand them
6. user_41431 Established Member Joined: Feb 2010 oswestry, shropshire and chester Posts: 1648 3 saxo's black GTI now a rebuilt cherry caged GT

   #6 29th June 2010, 19:06

   i agree with above
7. 3cott Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Mar 2008 Rotherham Posts: 4614 Black mk2 vts

   #7 29th June 2010, 19:20

   Buy a second hand bonnet & get that re-painted
8. stendog Established Member Joined: Aug 2007 southampton Posts: 2253 saxo vtr

   #8 29th June 2010, 19:22

   buy a second hand one charge them for a new one and use the left over money to take the fittest girl out and nail her ;-)
9. user_44502 Saxperience Post Whore Joined: May 2010 Posts: 6234

   #9 29th June 2010, 19:27

   Quote:

   Originally Posted by stendog buy a second hand one charge them for a new one and use the left over money to take the fittest girl out and nail her ;-)

   loool! agreed
10. Azzybonjela Infrequent Poster Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 206

    #10 29th June 2010, 21:23

    great advice lads, defo gonna get money for new one and buy second hand.
11. Azzybonjela Infrequent Poster Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 206

    #11 29th June 2010, 21:25

    how much is a brand new one
12. benwh555 Established Member Joined: Jun 2007 Stoke-on-Trent Posts: 2137 Saxo VTS black 2003

    #12 29th June 2010, 21:28

    Make them pay for a carbon one more like
13. user_26153 Established Member Joined: Aug 2008 Blackpool, UK (occasionaly Isle Of Wight) Posts: 1121 Citroen Saxo VTR 2001 Eunos Roadster

    #13 29th June 2010, 21:50

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by vidal Pics of said girls first are required. Shag the fittest two, then get the ugliest to pay for repairs. This advice brought to you by uncle Vidal's advice-o-rama. V.

    ^^^^^ Pretty much the only way to do it
14. AdamDougal Established Member Joined: Jun 2010 Middlesbrough Posts: 1673 2002 Quicksilver

    #14 29th June 2010, 22:26

    i could repair if your from northeast area
15. Paulp Super Moderator Joined: Aug 2007 Lancashire Posts: 14256 Astra VXR + 1989 Astra GTE

    #15 29th June 2010, 22:28

    I'm not being funny now, deadly serious.. I came back to this thread thinking "theres definately going to be some pictures by now"
    
    Wtf is going on?
    
    Pictures needed of
    
    A. The bonnet
    B. Close up pictures of damage
    C. The sluts who did the damage
    
    Go Go Go.
16. VTHall Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Apr 2010 Telford Posts: 4501 Black corsa c SXI.

    #16 29th June 2010, 22:35

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Paul I'm not being funny now, deadly serious.. I came back to this thread thinking "theres definately going to be some pictures by now" Wtf is going on? Pictures needed of A. The bonnet B. Close up pictures of damage C. The sluts who did the damage Go Go Go.

    Agreed!
17. dav0506 Established Member Joined: Sep 2009 Leeds Posts: 1761 Mk2 Saxo VTR 2001 (Two tone silver)

    #17 29th June 2010, 22:36

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Azzybonjela hi ive got a nice mk2 black saxo vtr and at the weekend at a mates bbq some drunk girls decided to jump all over it, i'm making them pay, theres a few major scratches and a lot of small dents, i want to make them pay so i have 3 options, 1 make them buy a new bonnet from citroen, 2 make them pay for repairs at a body shop, 3 make them buy me a second hand one, what do u think i should do!!1

    Another story of the usual chavvy sluts that populate our country, i'd say make them buy you a new bonnet from the Citroen (could you imagine the cost!.) That's assuming you'll actually get the money from them and tbh that doesn't sound too likely.
    
    How do you propose your going to get the money out of them?
18. Azzybonjela Infrequent Poster Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 206

    #18 30th June 2010, 08:03

    they're rich and my mate plays hockey with her dad
19. lyndon Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Mar 2007 Bristol / Wakefield Posts: 2656 Ph2 172, MK1 VTR

    #19 30th June 2010, 13:52

    Pictures of the damage?
20. saxolenny Established Member Joined: Oct 2009 near livingston Posts: 1175 05 iggy sport was a saxo before that....

    #20 30th June 2010, 14:03

    new bonnet painted !!! or second hand one and shagg each and everyone of them with no mercy taken lol
21. tom_wynne L-plater Joined: May 2010 Worcester Posts: 49 Mk1 white vtr, 200sx s13 325bhp

    #21 30th June 2010, 14:12

    New bonet from citroen.. Then a full respray cause the paints slightly faded
22. xxo0pko0xx Established Member Joined: May 2009 cleethorpes, Lincolnshire Posts: 1830 Astra 2006 (55) 1.9 cdti 150 sri 192hp 322ftlb

    #22 30th June 2010, 19:42

    make them pay and get it resprayied