Important! : Please someone help me

1. staceybabez Newbie Joined: Nov 2014 wales Posts: 7 citreon saxo 1.1 99' y reg silver

   #1 27th November 2014, 16:27

   Ive lost my hubbies keys to his 99' saxo an aint got a spare and av bn given a quote ov £135 to av locksmith cum make me a new one but he cant cum til monday so we r screwed if sumone as picked em up already.
   Any ideas ov cheaper alternative to my problem?
   Been told to change locks n barrel so if sum one found keys they wudn b able to take the car but i dont kno if it'll do the job coz the immoblilizer!!
   Plz cud sumone who knows about cars help plz coz aint got a clue wat to do 4 the best and aint really got the 135 to av the locksmith out and en change the door locks thanx
   much appreciated
2. Jizanthapus Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Mar 2012 Posts: 3593

   #2 27th November 2014, 16:32

   Oooorr m8!!
   
   135 quid 2 get a locksmiff 2 cum! Thatz a lot m8. Therz a memba on ere that might cum for free if ur lucky bbz
3. user_42271 Frequent Poster Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 632

   #3 27th November 2014, 16:45

   £20 n ill cum 2nite
4. staceybabez Newbie Joined: Nov 2014 wales Posts: 7 citreon saxo 1.1 99' y reg silver

   #4 27th November 2014, 16:47

   im in south wales butty
5. Jizanthapus Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Mar 2012 Posts: 3593

   #5 27th November 2014, 16:50

   Quote:

   Originally Posted by staceybabez im in south wales butty

   U got ny pics m8?
6. staceybabez Newbie Joined: Nov 2014 wales Posts: 7 citreon saxo 1.1 99' y reg silver

   #6 27th November 2014, 17:04

   nope only joined to get help with keys
7. Ryancoyle Established Member Joined: Jul 2012 Posts: 1050 Volkswagen Bora 170bhp

   #7 27th November 2014, 17:08

   Quote:

   Originally Posted by staceybabez im in south wales butty

   Someone say Butty?
   
   
8. staceybabez Newbie Joined: Nov 2014 wales Posts: 7 citreon saxo 1.1 99' y reg silver

   #8 27th November 2014, 17:11

   lol its our way ov saying mate lol sum ppl take offence coz they think we calling en an arse lmao
9. user_64763 Established Member Joined: Jun 2013 York Posts: 2134 Citroen Saxo VTR (2001)

   #9 27th November 2014, 17:12

   innit m8, mebz u shud try a flat heded screwy in da ignishon barrel and dat. Dat wil work den u cn drive 2 my house 4 smoke up nd shag
10. staceybabez Newbie Joined: Nov 2014 wales Posts: 7 citreon saxo 1.1 99' y reg silver

    #10 27th November 2014, 17:13

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jizanthapus Oooorr m8!! 135 quid 2 get a locksmiff 2 cum! Thatz a lot m8. Therz a memba on ere that might cum for free if ur lucky bbz

    do u kno the guys name ? n if he anywhere near wales lol
11. staceybabez Newbie Joined: Nov 2014 wales Posts: 7 citreon saxo 1.1 99' y reg silver

    #11 27th November 2014, 17:15

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jbrady72 innit m8, mebz u shud try a flat heded screwy in da ignishon barrel and dat. Dat wil work den u cn drive 2 my house 4 smoke up nd shag

    get a fucking grip u dick ed cud do with out being perved on wen im trying to get my var fixed u disgust me u creep
12. Ryancoyle Established Member Joined: Jul 2012 Posts: 1050 Volkswagen Bora 170bhp

    #12 27th November 2014, 17:17

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by staceybabez get a fucking grip u dick ed cud do with out being perved on wen im trying to get my var fixed u disgust me u creep

    Your lack of grammer disgusts me.
13. Jizanthapus Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Mar 2012 Posts: 3593

    #13 27th November 2014, 17:18

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by staceybabez do u kno the guys name ? n if he anywhere near wales lol

    Yh m8 he's called jbrady72. Send im a pm.
14. user_64763 Established Member Joined: Jun 2013 York Posts: 2134 Citroen Saxo VTR (2001)

    #14 27th November 2014, 17:19

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by staceybabez get a fucking grip u dick ed cud do with out being perved on wen im trying to get my var fixed u disgust me u creep

    
    
    
    
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15. user_64763 Established Member Joined: Jun 2013 York Posts: 2134 Citroen Saxo VTR (2001)

    #15 27th November 2014, 17:20

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jizanthapus Yh m8 he's called jbrady72. Send im a pm.

    
    Yh m8, woz gona do it 4 a shag Nd spliff but she bin dissin me nw m8 so she can fuk off
    
    
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16. saxpest L-plater Joined: Jul 2014 middlesbrough Posts: 60 02 vtr 06 zafira

    #16 27th November 2014, 17:21

    I wouldn't care but she went to Kelsey Grammar school.
17. Jizanthapus Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Mar 2012 Posts: 3593

    #17 27th November 2014, 17:31

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jbrady72 Yh m8, woz gona do it 4 a shag Nd spliff but she bin dissin me nw m8 so she can fuk off Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

    Bang er owt m8!
    
    How I imagine OP:
    
    
18. user_64763 Established Member Joined: Jun 2013 York Posts: 2134 Citroen Saxo VTR (2001)

    #18 27th November 2014, 17:32

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jizanthapus Bang er owt m8! How I imagine OP:

    
    Hahahahahahah
    
    
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19. user_20080 Saxperience Hardcore! Joined: Dec 2007 smurfland. Posts: 17346 Ex saxo owner.

    #19 27th November 2014, 18:19

    I've said it for years men and sheep don't mix,o'h wait Brettles lol.
20. staceybabez Newbie Joined: Nov 2014 wales Posts: 7 citreon saxo 1.1 99' y reg silver

    #20 27th November 2014, 18:43

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by saxpest I wouldn't care but she went to Kelsey Grammar school.

    nah mate i didn't i went to rhydywaun which is in wales!!! U wudn ov came all the way to wales to help so why churp up jbrady or what ever your username is if you didn't mention sex en i wouldn't of got defensive theres no need to b a perv mate if ud read my initial question en ud kno i got a hubby so go wank urself off u cheese ball coz thats all the action ur gonna get mate!!! and for the person who said i disgust em with my grammar en go fuck yourself too coz i dont care for what u got to say so thanx 4 the help (not) u bunch ov dicks im outta here wudn wanna b apart ov a forum full ov childish CUNTS anyway
21. saxpest L-plater Joined: Jul 2014 middlesbrough Posts: 60 02 vtr 06 zafira

    #21 27th November 2014, 18:54

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by staceybabez nah mate i didn't i went to rhydywaun which is in wales!!! U wudn ov came all the way to wales to help so why churp up jbrady or what ever your username is if you didn't mention sex en i wouldn't of got defensive theres no need to b a perv mate if ud read my initial question en ud kno i got a hubby so go wank urself off u cheese ball coz thats all the action ur gonna get mate!!! and for the person who said i disgust em with my grammar en go fuck yourself too coz i dont care for what u got to say so thanx 4 the help (not) u bunch ov dicks im outta here wudn wanna b apart ov a forum full ov childish CUNTS anyway

    A little bit of wee just ran down my leg. Hahahahaha.
22. Ryancoyle Established Member Joined: Jul 2012 Posts: 1050 Volkswagen Bora 170bhp

    #22 27th November 2014, 19:05

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by staceybabez nah mate i didn't i went to rhydywaun which is in wales!!! U wudn ov came all the way to wales to help so why churp up jbrady or what ever your username is if you didn't mention sex en i wouldn't of got defensive theres no need to b a perv mate if ud read my initial question en ud kno i got a hubby so go wank urself off u cheese ball coz thats all the action ur gonna get mate!!! and for the person who said i disgust em with my grammar en go fuck yourself too coz i dont care for what u got to say so thanx 4 the help (not) u bunch ov dicks im outta here wudn wanna b apart ov a forum full ov childish CUNTS anyway

    Can this be translated from Welsh to English please?
23. Manu Saxperience Addict Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 11714 A6 Le Mans tuned/A3 TFSI tuned

    #23 27th November 2014, 19:07

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by staceybabez cum

    Couldn't be be arsed to read the rest of that. Sorry.
24. Ryancoyle Established Member Joined: Jul 2012 Posts: 1050 Volkswagen Bora 170bhp

    #24 27th November 2014, 19:08

    
25. Jizanthapus Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Mar 2012 Posts: 3593

    #25 27th November 2014, 19:13

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by staceybabez nah mate i didn't i went to rhydywaun which is in wales!!! U wudn ov came all the way to wales to help so why churp up jbrady or what ever your username is if you didn't mention sex en i wouldn't of got defensive theres no need to b a perv mate if ud read my initial question en ud kno i got a hubby so go wank urself off u cheese ball coz thats all the action ur gonna get mate!!! and for the person who said i disgust em with my grammar en go fuck yourself too coz i dont care for what u got to say so thanx 4 the help (not) u bunch ov dicks im outta here wudn wanna b apart ov a forum full ov childish CUNTS anyway

    Lol. You brought up the topic of sex when you said your locksmith couldn't cum! Refer to post #1.
    
    Also, I'm so pleased you aren't coming back.
26. welshpug Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jul 2010 South Wales Posts: 3078 ZX 16v, 205 GTI, 309 Goodwood, 405 MI16.

    #26 27th November 2014, 19:41

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Ryancoyle Can this be translated from Welsh to English please?

    
    certainly not welsh!
27. Choppa7 L-plater Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 95

    #27 27th November 2014, 22:15

    I've got a semi
28. Mash Infrequent Poster Joined: Apr 2012 Posts: 115

    #28 27th November 2014, 22:23

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by staceybabez nah mate i didn't i went to rhydywaun which is in wales!!! U wudn ov came all the way to wales to help so why churp up jbrady or what ever your username is if you didn't mention sex en i wouldn't of got defensive theres no need to b a perv mate if ud read my initial question en ud kno i got a hubby so go wank urself off u cheese ball coz thats all the action ur gonna get mate!!! and for the person who said i disgust em with my grammar en go fuck yourself too coz i dont care for what u got to say so thanx 4 the help (not) u bunch ov dicks im outta here wudn wanna b apart ov a forum full ov childish CUNTS anyway

    
29. user_39461 Super Moderator Joined: Nov 2009 Cambridge(ish), UK. Posts: 10581 BMW 5x M50d.

    #29 27th November 2014, 22:28

    Bringing this topic back to reality...
    
    PM a guy on here called dany4494. Really helpful, lives in South Wales, works as a locksmith. He'll probably help.
30. KamRacing Saxperience Addict Joined: Nov 2006 A farm shed in Aylesbury Posts: 14916 Corolla AE86 Peugeot 205 B18C (in bits)

    #30 27th November 2014, 22:33

    Is your car numberplate on the keyring with the keys? Is the car likely to be close to the keys with both in a public place? If the answer is no then there is unlikely a need to panic. For peace of mind I recommend parking a lot of other saxo's in the vicinity of your car.
    
    I think to buy a second hand lockset and have it fitted will not be far off the cost of the locksmith. Is he aware of the immobiliser? You may be able to get a replacement key off Citroen but I'd imagine the key and mapping to the immobilizer will not be cheap. You are still going to need to gain entry and get the car to the garage though on both alternatives.
31. mrrwill Infrequent Poster Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 234

    #31 28th November 2014, 14:52

    Haha you funny bastards