five quid ebay chips?

1. mistysunset Newbie Joined: Nov 2006 Posts: 2

   #1 27th December 2006, 18:44

   i was looking at these 4.99 quid chips on abay thday, what are they like?
2. Josh_Phipps Established Member Joined: Jun 2006 Aylesbury, Bucks Posts: 1867 Mk 2 Vtr (sold), Fiat Seciento Sporting

   #2 27th December 2006, 18:45

   SHITE - stay away lol
3. TU-Tuning Saxperience Hardcore! Joined: May 2006 Bristol Posts: 16575 JP4urio, 306 DTurbo SportShed

   #3 27th December 2006, 18:53

   Fucks your engine up. Stay away. If they were that good they would be fitted as standard
4. Mark51p Super Moderator Joined: Sep 2006 Wakefield Posts: 14427 Golf GT

   #4 27th December 2006, 18:56

   NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
   
   think you get the idea, lol
5. Mitchell Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Jul 2005 Fife Posts: 6901

   #5 27th December 2006, 18:58

   there 4.99... what do u think.
6. landy Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Feb 2006 south elmsall Posts: 5147 cammed vtr

   #6 27th December 2006, 19:00

   i would advise you to buy them if you wanna fuck your car up
7. AM4R Established Member Joined: Apr 2005 Edinburgh United Kingdom (Scotland) Posts: 2093 Honda Civic EK3/Astra Coupe

   #7 27th December 2006, 20:24

   have u seen the pics of em next to a chav on ebay, that explains it all, lol
8. Barry123 Saxperience Hardcore! Joined: Oct 2005 Aycliffe Posts: 32205 Saxo VTS

   #8 27th December 2006, 20:59

   if you still want to... just go to maplins and buy a cheapy resistor.
   
   you'll save about £4.50
9. TU-Tuning Saxperience Hardcore! Joined: May 2006 Bristol Posts: 16575 JP4urio, 306 DTurbo SportShed

   #9 27th December 2006, 23:23

   http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/UPGRADE-MOD-5-...QQcmdZViewItem
   
   lmao i see what ya mean now. Thats funny as
10. axsaxoman Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jan 2003 Scotland Posts: 3380

    #10 27th December 2006, 23:25

    I,ve got some "magic beans" for sale and a goose that lays a golden egg
11. Sean Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Feb 2005 St Andrews United Kingdom (Scotland) Posts: 7384 Green mk1 vtr/s and Focus zetec

    #11 27th December 2006, 23:26

    how much for the beans, they may cure my fuelling problems
12. dsh85 Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Apr 2005 Teesside Posts: 8800 focus tdci, clio v6

    #12 27th December 2006, 23:28

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by axsaxoman I,ve got some "magic beans" for sale and a goose that lays a golden egg

    can we have a group buy on the 'magic beans'
13. Sean Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Feb 2005 St Andrews United Kingdom (Scotland) Posts: 7384 Green mk1 vtr/s and Focus zetec

    #13 27th December 2006, 23:29

    danny your car needs more than magic beans to make it quick mate
    
    gmc magic beans group buy:
    
    Sean
    Danny (dsh85)
14. stevenet15 Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jun 2006 aylesbury buckinghamshire Posts: 4822 Astra Turbo, saxo vts, punto turbo

    #14 28th December 2006, 02:04

    haha i jsut looked on the link quote:
    
    "works a treat 0-60 down from 11.3 to 8.2 "
    
    thats fcking jokes, lmao down 2.9seconds hahahahaha but then i kept reading and someone has turned to the darkside, quote:
    
    "BUY NOW FRIDAY!! ARIVED SAT MORNING! PRODUCT WORKS TO SAXO VTR!! RECOMEND FULLY"
    
    
    This can damage ur car as it tricks the ecu into thinking your engine is cold so the injectors inject a little more fuel to try warm it up to opperating temperature even tho its hot, this extra fuel can do a thing called boar wash were the extra fuel removes the lubrication off the cylinder bore and can cause premature engine failure, please stay away from these
15. Yates Saxperience Hardcore! Joined: Mar 2005 Pompey/Darlo Posts: 31546 MK1 - 1.1 Animal

    #15 28th December 2006, 09:18

    i heard hessle had 3 on his, its how he beat danny
16. Easty Saxperience Forum Bum Joined: Jan 2006 Guiseley, Leeds Posts: 2608 Revo Stage 1 Leon FR

    #16 28th December 2006, 11:51

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Sean danny your car needs more than magic beans to make it quick mate gmc magic beans group buy: Sean Danny (dsh85)

    Sean
    Danny (dsh85)
    Easty
    
    Whats the catch?
17. Connor_scotland Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Mar 2006 Inverness - Scotland Posts: 8294 4th Impreza of the year - 391bhp - Audi S4 Avant,

    #17 28th December 2006, 12:06

    well for a bit of banter last year i bought one for 60p
    
    put it in the saxo and the thing owuldnt start so i emailed the guy loads asking how fast it opwuld make my 1.1 and why it wouldnt start then he gave up and i got a refund lol
18. DevilDamo Saxperience Addict Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 13761

    #18 28th December 2006, 12:52

    Get five of them and you could see yourself with an extra 100bhp
19. Euphoria Frequent Poster Joined: Oct 2006 Essex - Harlow Posts: 889 106 GTi

    #19 28th December 2006, 13:28

    dont they make the engine think its colder than it realy is? just ruins the engine...
20. Predator_R32p Super Moderator Joined: Mar 2003 Durham (England) Posts: 37932 1. AX 2. Mk2 Saxo VTR 3. MK4 R32 DBP

    #20 28th December 2006, 15:06

    im definately up for some magic beans
    
    Sean
    Danny (dsh85)
    Easty
    Predator_VTR
21. hesslevtr Saxperience Hardcore! Joined: May 2004 Hull (England) Posts: 18709 1.6 vtr

    #21 28th December 2006, 16:03

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Matt i heard hessle had 3 on his, its how he beat danny

    nah there mcain chips i have they work better
    
    i told you not to tell anyone
22. Sean Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Feb 2005 St Andrews United Kingdom (Scotland) Posts: 7384 Green mk1 vtr/s and Focus zetec

    #22 28th December 2006, 16:04

    Right- spoken to John@gmc, he says just to phone up and mention you're a sax-p member and the beans will be discounted.
    *NOTE THE MAGIC BEANS DO NOT WORK ON 3-PLUG ECUS*
23. Barry123 Saxperience Hardcore! Joined: Oct 2005 Aycliffe Posts: 32205 Saxo VTS

    #23 28th December 2006, 16:06

    apparently they dont work on dervs :upset:
    
    is there an alternative?
24. Sean Saxperience Post Whore Joined: Feb 2005 St Andrews United Kingdom (Scotland) Posts: 7384 Green mk1 vtr/s and Focus zetec

    #24 28th December 2006, 16:11

    buy the goose with the golden egg, take off the inlet pipe and crack the egg into it. bingo.
25. Barry123 Saxperience Hardcore! Joined: Oct 2005 Aycliffe Posts: 32205 Saxo VTS

    #25 28th December 2006, 16:12