server jiggery pokery...

  1. #1
    Please hold tight
  2. #2
    *holds on tight to my bed* whats happening?
  3. #3
    lol Will do *Enters brace position*
  4. #4
    having a mess
  5. #5
    Havn't noticed anything?
  6. #6
    Puts on seatbelt.. (oh sh*t it's a Citroen the seatbelts don't even work.....)

    Checks airbag (again doesn't work...)


    Prepares to crack head into 5 pieces on the windscreen
  7. #7
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by saxodan View Post
    Havn't noticed anything?
    you will in a minute when it all goes pete tongue
  8. #8
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Simo View Post
    you will in a minute when it all goes pete tongue
    Thought it was "pete tong"

    But ok lol

    Im sure I'll amuse myself somehow
  9. #9
    Still haven't noticed anything...
  10. #10
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by saxodan View Post
    Thought it was "pete tong"

    But ok lol

    Im sure I'll amuse myself somehow
    i thought it was pete tong aswell

    Is the panic over yet??

    I just had to refresh the page! Is this the start of the end?
  11. #11
    I couldn't get a repsone for about 10 seconds. Had a minor heart tremour..
  12. #12
    Been fine since i got a db error about 8, but clicking on this thread, the thread about it being a bit gay and it times out lol, weird..
  13. #13
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by LittleDude101 View Post
    i thought it was pete tong aswell

    Is the panic over yet??

    I just had to refresh the page! Is this the start of the end?
    10 second outage has passed... may be playing again soon
  14. #14
    I'll go have a fag then whilst you play.

    (does that sound dodgey^?) Nevermind.
  15. #15
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Simo View Post
    10 second outage has passed... may be playing again soon
    10 seconds! Whatever next
  16. #16
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by andys_vts View Post
    I'll go have a fag then whilst you play.

    (does that sound dodgey^?) Nevermind.
    No, no it doesent



    Just dont suck it

    no one likes a soggy fag butt
  17. #17
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by snewham View Post
    I couldn't get a repsone for about 10 seconds. Had a minor heart tremour..
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Simo View Post
    10 second outage has passed... may be playing again soon
    pfft I think I need a life lol
  18. #18
    lol some of the threads are taking ages to get into, how come?
  19. #19
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by xsmile_be_happyx View Post
    lol some of the threads are taking ages to get into, how come?
    Hmmmm

    I wonder

    Hey I have an idea!

    (read the thread title you just posted in)

    Hint Hint
  20. #20
    looks like i get to play with my self again. yay
  21. #21
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by saxodan View Post
    Hmmmm

    I wonder

    Hey I have an idea!

    (read the thread title you just posted in)

    Hint Hint
    awww dont make fun of me *hides in corner*
  22. #22
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Viper View Post
    looks like i get to play with my self again. yay
    Turn the webcam off this time...


    (chat to me on msn im lonley)
  23. #23
    well, i need the webcam on for your mum..

    *goes on MSN for you*
  24. #24
    Back on topic... anyone noticing any differences??
  25. #25
    nah, the pages are loading fine for me now
  26. #26
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Simo View Post
    Back on topic... anyone noticing any differences??
    Faster

    But prob as its late and only unsocable bastards like me are online so the contention rate will be low anyway...


    What did you do if you dont mind me asking?
  27. #27
    ^^and me!!!!!!
  28. #28
    seems alot faster
  29. #29
    No difference this end.
  30. #30
    only differences are seems a little bit faster and i havnt got my dayley sax-p update but think that could be a bug
  31. #31
    Fine now for me too, thought it was just my damn trailor trash connection speed at first
  32. #32
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by liam_b View Post
    only differences are seems a little bit faster and i havnt got my dayley sax-p update but think that could be a bug
    email services were disabled temporarily.. hence no daily update.

    The main difference is that the forum should be running faster... it looks like it is to me, but time will tell
  33. #33
    now u mention it, mines is going faster, and things are easier to open, so its all good
  34. #34
    Im getting more and more convinced the mod's have improved performance/paging speed! hurrah!
  35. #35
    umm wont let me make a thread is this just me or a bug?
  36. #36
    well, over the past few days, the pagers i have sent, have been replied to within the minute!

    so if they are any faster than that, then them ods have actually made the INDIVIDUALS quicker, so bravo!! lol
  37. #37
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Viper View Post
    well, over the past few days, the pagers i have sent, have been replied to within the minute!

    so if they are any faster than that, then them ods have actually made the INDIVIDUALS quicker, so bravo!! lol
    Only interested in changes in last hour or so... not over the last few days
  38. #38
    ill give abit more info have been trying to make a thread in Saxo Problems & Queries write the thread click submite then it just goes 2 a blank screen
  39. #39
    last hour or so.. pages seem to load faster. its hard to judge the pagers though, as there is no arrival time (im not being a smart ass btw..)
  40. #40
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Viper View Post
    last hour or so.. pages seem to load faster. its hard to judge the pagers though, as there is no arrival time (im not being a smart ass btw..)
    Sorry, I may have confused... when I said paging speed should increase I meant the time taken for pages to load.. not pager messages

  41. #41
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by liam_b View Post
    ill give abit more info have been trying to make a thread in Saxo Problems & Queries write the thread click submite then it just goes 2 a blank screen
    If you can create a new trhread in any forum, there will not be a problem.

    Im sure someone must have created a new thread by now? I'll check it out
  42. #42
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Simo View Post
    If you can create a new trhread in any forum, there will not be a problem.

    Im sure someone must have created a new thread by now? I'll check it out
    Works fine for me... >> http://www.saxperience.com/forum/sho...874#post946874
  43. #43
    yeah i no for some weird reson wouldnt let me put vtr seats as the title
  44. #44
    ahh, that makes sense simo! lol yeah, pages are loading faster
  45. #45
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by liam_b View Post
    yeah i no for some weird reson wouldnt let me put vtr seats as the title
    OK, I know what caused this (I found your attempt in the logs) and that should be fixed now.
  46. #46
    Onwards and upwards...
  47. #47
    Atleast the changes didnt kill it overnight

    Be interesting to see any differences later at peak time...
  48. #48
    Whats actually been done Si?
  49. #49
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    Whats actually been done Si?
    It's confidential
  50. #50
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by snewham View Post
    Puts on seatbelt.. (oh sh*t it's a Citroen the seatbelts don't even work.....)
    Think yourself lucky citroen dont make webservers
  51. #51
    when sax-p goes down my life at work suddenly becomes so boring its unbearable i even entered the dark side but even that didnt fulfill the spare time like this site I love sax-p, can you make love to a website? or is it morally wrong???